WHITECASTLE IS ON THE AIR. TUESDAYS AND SUNDAYS. HE'S GOT TEN PRINCIPLES for his followers to apply to the Bad Attitudes that keep them from living their best lives. He takes calls from troubled listeners as he counts down Billboard’s Top Ten singles, comparing their internal message to his NEW TEN. One day, he says, they’ll align perfectly – Number One through Number Ten – and we’ll achieve universal harmony. Bad Attitude...? Boom!

Intro:
​UPON THESE WALLS

“Those who write upon these walls...”
​Chilidog ponders ideas left on the walls of the Detroit Institute of Arts

​NUMBER ONE

Don’t take anything
​too serious
The exhibit one level below the murals and its roots in Monterey

NUMBER TWO

Never believe you deserve ​what you’ve got
An old man walks into a bar and Chilidog becomes PA-5

NUMBER THREE

Don’t make excuses
​Whitecastle takes a call while Chilidog and JB take a joyride in an airborne DeSoto

NUMBER FOUR

Don’t hold your breath
​A ride up ten floors to the TNT studio and Chilidog’s first Countdown

NUMBER FIVE

Don’t cheat yourself
​As love grows, an armed robbery, a shower of roses, and a tower of stone

NUMBER  SIX

Expect a few surprises
​Chilidog visits a saint, JB describes her first night in Detroit, and Whitecastle is transfixed

NUMBER  SEVEN

Be ready​
​Birdseye going remote, Whitecastle getting serious, P/As’ expanding product line

NUMBER  EIGHT

Be positive
The fishing trip on Wide Lake and a gift for Dollar Bill

NUMBER  NINE

Trust your instincts
Fourth of July, fifty years past, and the Big Boom that lit up Woodward

NUMBER  TEN

Die trying
Topless Ten, Tower Ten,
​Caller Ten... Boom!